24 January, 2010

Brokeback Pandora: The Hidden Secret of Avatar

You know, all this time we've just been blindly assuming that the Na'vi have the same sexual distinctions as we do, even though they have alien physiology.


Sully, now that you're one of us I should tell you...
These bumps on my chest aren't breasts....

...they're my testicles...

Do you think Ang Lee has time to direct the sequel? Will the Village People re-release their hit, "In the Na'vi?" Will Neytiri admit the things that the Na'vi priests did to Sully's Na'vi body while he was "asleep".

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